Jerry

You’re cool and all, but you literally have cancer… that’s about it

You’re such a Jerry

by TheNameIsJerry December 13, 2021

Stop Jerry

Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.

1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?

1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.

by llama-chan / lnfo - chan June 11, 2018

Jerry

was a race car driver

Jerry was a race car driver

by jdiggitydog1 September 12, 2019

Jerry-Bomb

Whenever a drunk left-handed bass player spills water all over a bass amp at a gig. When this happens, the surrounding people may sing Joan Jett’s “Cherry Bomb”, but changing the words to “Jerry-Bomb”.

Phil: “Oh Noooo! You spilled water all over your bass amp!”
Ryan: “looks like you had a J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jerry-Bomb!”

by ClamBaitSensation September 16, 2022

jerry chest

A guys chest that is not too muscular or bulky ,not too lean just simply attractive and cute!

I think i have crush on shashank, he have broad shoulders and a jerry chest!😻

by Mr. Enigma September 23, 2021

Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

Jerry-San

A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!

Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:

Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*

JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?

Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!

Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!

6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020