Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010

swamp cheeks

When you shart and it stays within the confines of your butt cheeks

Ewww have you got swamp cheeks

by HIBmum September 6, 2019

Swamp boobies

WHen you are drinking and beer, wine, liquor spills down your chin into your bra!

swamp boobies !

My wife was drinking wine and got swamp boobies!

by Awesomesauce1975 June 1, 2019

Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018

swamp candy

The by-product of swamp ass.

After an extended period of time in the jungle, Joe was chafed by the abundance of swamp candy in his ass.

by Durland D Wood November 24, 2017