London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025

Martin-London

A person that would like to live in ,,London"- for the rest of his life. And after... . Because he has impressive english skills.

Martin-London can talk like ,,Michael Jackson's" voice.

by maasd the line April 16, 2024

London bridge

When two girls go ass to Ass on a double headed Dildo and sucking dick and the guys are fist bumping

Check those chicks doing the London bridge!!

by J&S Fabrication December 24, 2020

gay london

When standing underneath a vent hole in the ceiling on the lower-deck of a London double-decker bus, someone on the upper-deck takes/drops a poop through the hole.

I was riding on a double-decker bus to London, but forgot about the vent hole above me, and then some bastard dropped a big Gay London with nuts and corn on me.

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015

London-fishing

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout

Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...

by LeoTheLizard98 August 23, 2020

London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.

American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”

by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019

London Bong

When you use a London Fog tea as bong water

We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021