The kind of guy who was once cool but moves to Los Angeles around age 30 under the auspices of a UCLA graduate program and rebels against his parents, society, and traditional values for the very first time in his life. After his first ever encounter with a woman, Mr. California immerses himself in retrograde sociopolitical ideologies and affects a taste for lame lo-fi music. He consciously begins to speak with an unrealistically heavy California accent and is careful to sprinkle conversations with references to Noam Chomsky and Naomi Klein. Mr. California makes it a point to speak at a higher register than everyone else, which he attempts to mitigate with stylistic usage of the word “fuck.” On the rare occasion that you receive an incoming call from Mr. California, your first inclination is to cast your cell phone into the East River.
Guy #1:
That album is so fuckin’ superlative, so trans--fuckin--cendent, really. I can’t wait for Elliot Smith to come through town again. He’s hella relevant, dude.
Guy #2:
He died almost eight years ago, Mr. California.
That album is so fuckin’ superlative, so trans--fuckin--cendent, really. I can’t wait for Elliot Smith to come through town again. He’s hella relevant, dude.
Guy #2:
He died almost eight years ago, Mr. California.
by Bowery movement May 07, 2011
To be high.
by Ossum Possum January 10, 2010
by will harriott July 02, 2008
a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda
"You were so wasted last night! How much did you drink?"
"I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"
"I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"
by ratchetherewegogo January 15, 2015
It is when you are fucking a chick doggie style and then when you are going to blow your load, pull your cock out and blow it all over the girl's back. Then, when it dries, pull it off and you have yourself a California Pancake!
by R, M, & Z December 29, 2005
A term used in reference to a person (typically a girl) from California who you have an attraction to; similar to calling someone a "dream boat."
A particularly attractive person (typically a girl) from California.
A particularly attractive person (typically a girl) from California.
The new girl, Stacy, was a California Dream.
She flirted, "Oh, don't be that way, my California Dream."
She flirted, "Oh, don't be that way, my California Dream."
by coldwaterbaby April 25, 2017
Mainly an East Coast term. When you have a booty call that you can call at any hour of the night as if it were only three hours earlier. e.g. It is 3am and you call the person with no problem as if it were 12am.
by the Wingman April 19, 2005