tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.

Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.

by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022

Trouser tea

Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.

Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???

by TRexguy February 6, 2015

Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly

1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"

by Father Worthington October 19, 2010

chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.

Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.

by Weezy76 October 5, 2017

Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).

Tea-swizzle man.

by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019

Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.

Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped

by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020