Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

spanish Halloween

When your having sex with anal beads in your partners butt and decide to pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower.

Last night I ended with a spider man transitioned into the blind marlin and spun her around to finished up with a Spanish Halloween. Then she cried. Everyone slept in late.

by Therealmoonman October 19, 2023

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

Spanish Crown

When a man's circumcised penis heals partly or completely, making a bridge or multiple bridges of skin from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the head of the penis. Very common in south Americans and Pacific islanders.

His Spanish crown was rubbing across my clit during sex last night, it was amazing

by Rayjax July 28, 2011

English or Spanish

Whoever moves first is gay

Guy 1: Hey bro
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*

by D@nk Dave June 18, 2024

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

english or spanish

The “English or Spanish” meme is a funny, absurd internet joke. It goes like this:

1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.

Person 1: “English or Spanish?”
Person 2: “English”

Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still

by queerqiller June 16, 2024