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Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.
"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."
by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018
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spanish hug

A sudden hug that isn't expected.
Abagail snuck up behind Benjamin and gave him a Spanish Hug.
by ZekeRP January 17, 2017
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Spanish

Do your FUCKING LESSONS AND MAKE DUOLINGO HAPPY GODAMNIT
Duo:It's either Spanish or Vanish
Me:Thanos snap-
Duo: Ah shit here we go again
by Deppresed And Eddsworld Obsses November 1, 2019
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The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.
Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.
by nicmac October 8, 2008
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Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first
yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date
by missmary22 October 22, 2018
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Spanish

Spanish is a different way to say cheers like at a celebration or event. By someone thought what cheers was in Spanish the language and a small child said the word Spanish.
Instead of saying Cheers say Spanish at party’s or events.
by Coopdino July 29, 2024
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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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