Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue
Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.
by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020
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Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
by Demnar November 10, 2010
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Exjw Smurf Girl

An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled
Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.
by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024
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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 23, 2022
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mama smurf

When A girl fucks yoi but keaves you blue-balled
Man this girl mama smurfed me last name what a dick
by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017
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Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.
Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.
by ElevenToesJohn October 16, 2020
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