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Tippy-Top Shape

A term used by a complete moron to describe the White House.
“I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it’s a great, great place.”
by FL21Seacat May 20, 2018
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Scrape The Shit Off My Shoe

A term of contempt to one disliked.
"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"
by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003
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scrape job

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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scrape

noun: A person who listens or joins into the conversations of people unbeknown to him.

verb 1: to scrape, or scrape in, involving yourself in other peoples discussions.

verb 2: Scrape, or Scrape out! is said to scrapes when they scrape in. It then grew into generally meaning "go away". Can be used in lot's of situations
"Gerald is such a scrape, we were chattin about Laura and he joins in like he knows me"

"Bob totally scraped into their group, he's a twat"

jim: *punches Mark*
Mark: "Scrape out you dickhead!"
by shank everymans January 21, 2006
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[skraped]

When you have been sexually violated via Skype through chat, phone call, video, or pictures. This is done by a 'skrapist' - someone who constantly talks to you sexually without your consent.
"Mate, I've just been skraped by him!"
"I've just been skraped"
by NashiOnna December 26, 2008
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Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."
"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"
by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009
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Shrapnel Dropkick

The act of farting small bits of poop left over from a long bathroom break all over the face or chest of someone from a point-blank range. This is achieved by first barely wiping one's butt after pooping, then, when one wants to get revenge, puts their butt extremely close to the face or chest of the victim and farts as hard as he or she can.
Dude 1: "Have you heard of the new revenge/fetish meme?"

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1: "It's called the shrapnel dropkick. Look it up on UrbanDictionary."
by Lupo Borracio November 2, 2010
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