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Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
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Stealing the show

Stealing something from somebody (including a show) who would gladly give somebody something doesn't seem like an action with a lot of honor in it. Being indirect about it instead of straightforward makes somebody more of a liar than a thief.
They would've given him/her the show, as it said to do in the script, but he/she still insisted on a coup to steal the show. Stealing the show had always been his/her true intention, to get the best of any of the other guy there was.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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shing show

I've got a shing show in my bag
by EzYNightmare February 14, 2017
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veggie show

When an adult entertainer puts vegetables in her vagina, and gets unsuspecting victims to do it for her
"hey Jenny's doing a Veggie show again, get the boys in here to take a look"
by Slayer94 March 18, 2017
mugGet the veggie showmug.

Big Show

When you’re having a big opening act. It’s so big it’s amazing and exciting.
“Hey come to my concert tonight. It’s gonna be a ‘Big Show”
by Hitler the great June 10, 2020
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Sheep Show

To take a person to the sheep show is to fool them, to take advantage of their ignorance, to pull the wool over their eyes.
"Dude, you bought a Lexus and the salesman talked you into buying the undercoating?? That guy took you to the sheep show!"
by Face Pepler September 23, 2016
mugGet the Sheep Showmug.

Bro Show

A channel on t.v. that only shows ass, boobs, and everything in between without the relationship part.
James: Hey dude, I gotta go. Bro Show is on!
Ethan: ahhh, alright that must be why you haven't had a girl..
James: ... yeh.
by Nashanah July 31, 2013
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