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Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017
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Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.
by papa_eos August 4, 2012
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shark thumb

Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
by Samqwell December 30, 2019
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Shark gang

A group of people assembled duemail to their loneliness and the lack of people who care about them
Nobody:
Shark gang: *lonely noises*
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Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.
Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.
by pigcharm May 27, 2013
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Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.
The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019
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Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt
“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy
by Chika19 February 28, 2019
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