semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Semen Snow Angels

When a dude freezes a large amount of his semen until it's like snow with frost around it, and then you make semen snow angels in the frosty frozen semen.

"Let's make some semen snow angels."
"Me and my Hoemie are bout to make some semen snow angels."
"How about you come with us to make some semen snow angels the cum is freshly frozen."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025

The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀

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Person 343: The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

semenate

to semanate is when you nut

i semenated on your head whilst you weren't looking

by greg diggens August 8, 2025

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018