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Get the Captain save a ratchet hoe mug.saves the day is an american rock band formed in princeton new jersey in 1997. the band currently consists of lead vocalist and guitarist chris conley, guitarist arun bali, bassist rodrigo pluma, and drummer claudio rivera. after forming under the name Sefler in 1994, Saves the Day released their debut studio album, can't slow down in 1998, followed by through being cool in 1999, which featured their first single, (and one of their most popular songs) "shoulder to the wheel." the band achieved mainstream success with the release of stay what you are in 2001, which sold 200,000 copies and spawned the MTV2 hit singles ''at your funeral" and "freakish" (also very popular.) in may 2021, conley was accused of sexual misconduct and grooming by a fan, prompting a statement from equal vision and conley, who took responsibility for some of his actions. equal vision quietly removed saves the day from their roster in April 2022 without an announcement. (all the good bands have to have some allegations, huh?). saves the day also has an EP (or LP) called "ups and downs". this is my favorite "album" from them. some songs consist of ups and downs, a drag in d flat, sell my old clothes i'm off to heaven, the way his collar falls, jessie and my whetstone, take our cars now!, and many other amazing songs. PLEASEEEE LISTEN TO IT!!!
by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024
Get the saves the day mug.All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the The church can save this country mug.YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!
Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2025
Get the Saving Private Ryan mug.This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.
Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?
Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas
Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas
Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025
Get the Save a blackout For Vegas mug.NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.
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