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Something irrelevant. Randomness or surrealness can be humurous. Some beleive using "random" words such as CHEESE or CHOCOLATE MILK is funny.
not random: flying sandwiches!!!!!
random: a boy in orange suspenders marches up to you at lunch, grabs a hostess cupcake from his tray and mashes it in his eye.
by four, five August 28, 2008
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Random

A word that is heavily misused. A kind of humor that CAN be good, but can also be heavily, heavily annoying.
Ex 1. Eariler today me and my friend were walking, I saw a bird. IN the middle of my sentance, I chased after said bird, then when it flew away, I dropped to the ground screaming "NOOOOO!!!"=Funny.
Ex 2.
Person "OMG FREAKING CHESSSEEE!!!"
Friend of said person: "HAHAHA UR SO FREAKING RANDOM!"
Me: ".....Um excuse me? Was that an insult?"
by BEEEEEEPPPPP! March 20, 2009
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Random shitty

A term used in some online games to describe a terrible player in the game, where other words simply do not work. Shittie randoms are often newbies to the game, and ruin it by acting like three-year -olds.
Lindlar: It took that kid four pistol clips to hit me once.

Jonathan: What a random shitty. He needs to get good.
by Jonathan.nathanoj May 19, 2009
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random hot trim

a hot, random girl with a nice pussy.
by getthatpune August 8, 2009
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Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.
I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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Crazy Random Happenstance

Term to describe an extremely random or coincidental event that has occured.
John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!

Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!

John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.
by EdSavitzLastLover May 21, 2009
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random

random randomness is out of the blue used commanly by mindless and moronic teenagers in an attempt to seem humerous and popular among here piers.
bob: hello fred , how are you today?

fred: the yellow monkey attacked the weather man because he stole his cheese covered muffins in an attempt to save the world from the apocolapse and the end of biscuit farms everywhere.

Bob:my , how random.
by Nikki the saint April 9, 2006
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