pencil

a writing utensil.

I was stressed, so I cracked my pencil.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 13, 2024

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021