monkey looking

an ugly person that looks like a monkey

shut your monkey looking ass up

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.

"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."

by E-Male December 24, 2008

monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina

Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.

by Young James April 23, 2008

Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.

Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes

by onedollarbill October 18, 2006

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 13, 2017

monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017