National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020

national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020

National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 19, 2020

National Alicia day

Get ready to celebrate Alicia's worldwide, because November 29 is national Alicia day!

Wish a good day to any Alicia's you know! enjoy National Alicia day!

by I luv Capybaras February 24, 2023

National bestie day

National bestie day is Dec. 3

Happy national bestie day

by shutuppoopoo November 29, 2020

National Pet Day

On April 11 is National per day. Post on your Snapchat all of your pictures of pets

Hey look it’s National Pet Day. Let’s take a picture of our pets

by [National Pet Day] April 11, 2019