National Head Day

August 2nd... The Day Where Your Girlfriend/SideBitch Throws That Sloppy ass Neck

"Bae It's National Head Day Now Let Me Suck That Dick"

by Young Get Her Nudy July 31, 2017

National Girl Say Yes Day

Girls must say yes to every and any question, this holiday is every "NOVEMBER 18" this day was created due to national boy say yes day which is every november 17

"Hey will you go out with me?"
"N-, I mean yes"
"haha thats what i thought"
she second guessed saying no because since it was national girl say yes day she had to say yes

by bsue isrhir November 17, 2020

National Swag Day

National Swag Day is an extra swagged up day that occurs every November 15th. Put on some swag dust, puff your chest out, and walk real slow because this day is the freshest day of the year.

Brennan "Yo dude are you ready for the best holiday of the year?"

Andres: "You mean the freshest day of the year?"

Brennan: "Yeah! National Swag Day is tomorrow bro!"

Andres: "Of course my nigga, you know my swag is on everyday."

by chiefsauceboss January 5, 2011

national rape day

stfu stop looking this shit up you nasty perverted bitch go back to your corner and cry to your mom about how you can’t find any girls. r**ing people is wrong.

stop raping people you bloating bitch. no your made up national rape day doesn’t count either.

by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021

National Slap your Ex day!

On May 13th it’s

Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!

“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”

by ACB_SMS April 21, 2019

national nigger day

October 28th is the day you’ve been waiting for. It’s National Nigger Day it’s the day all you crackers have been waiting for U now have the n word pass

Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by hehehehenword October 27, 2019

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018