scruff a munch

(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.

I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?

by bobistheowl November 19, 2013

Munch

A adult man that’s slowing balding and is horrendous at fortnite

Joe is such a munch, he didn’t even tell us he was going to the vault!

by Master Fortnite 334 October 25, 2022

Munch on the Cream

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.

Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

by cyclemanialightning July 28, 2023

Munch

A man or women who is considered a snack or not the main meal.

Or
A man or women that is being used for pleasure or sport ( money, s**, etc.).

Friend: “Girl, I thought you and James were together.”
Man Eater: “ Girl nah he got good s** , but make 20k a year that n**** a munch. I’m seeing Dj tomorrow.”

by Shyshay22 September 6, 2022

Munch

A shitty rap song that is getting far more attention than it deserves. Stop making shitty music popular.. it will only inspire more shitty music.

That nigga a munch...

by DATOLDHEAD September 2, 2022

Munch

Conrad Hancock

OMFG that kid Conrad Hancock is such a fking munch

by penis_slayer456 March 4, 2023

faux-munch

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.

man, I totaly faux-munched her

by Sthrnprincess April 14, 2011