hand mullet

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
by susil19 April 21, 2016
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Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called
Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid
by Weeb.exe1 March 17, 2022
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Stunned Mullets

An Australian drinking game that involves heavy drinking, gross indecency and public humilaition.

Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.
Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"
by Steven Bradberry October 25, 2020
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Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.
"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"
by Marc P September 21, 2008
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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015
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Mullet Scars

The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.
Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
by sentiii January 30, 2025
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Mullet outfit

Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.
It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.
by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022
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