Deeter Mining

Spending immeasurable amounts of time browsing the internet (most times aimlessly). Particularly popular with children and teens.

Get up and clean your room, you've been deeter mining all day.

by Lamarky Williams August 3, 2018

Strap Mining

When an inmate in a female prison wants to craft a new dildo out of prison materials to please their abusive (dominant) stud owner, so they need to find a penis to craft it with (analogous to diamonds in Minecraft strip mining due to its rarity)

Dominant stud owner: Do you have that new dildo I asked for?

Submissive female prisoner: Nah, I need to go strap mining for it.

by SwaggyWalrus69 April 8, 2025

Land Mining

When you take your food to go but you don’t actually want it so you leave it under someone else’s car.

My friend was land mining their food because it was so smelly in the car.

by Elysian Grey July 27, 2022

Mine Cart

When a man masterbates on his bed and rolled to his side and finishes on the ground.

John is going to Mine Cart tonight and clean it up tomorrow.

by 11x September 30, 2023

Lady-Mine

The intimate part of a woman that is often plundered by Welshmen and union officials.

Jesus Christ Ianto... her lady-mine was flooded!

by ElGriffo July 19, 2019

Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020

moisty mine

When you’re dressed as a miner during intercourse and you have no water so you ask your partner to squirt into the bottle

Honey I’m thirst please let’s do a moisty mine

by Columbine shooter November 19, 2017