Midnight time troll

a perosn that comes out at night to fuck you

chad:remember when pulled a midnight time troll and went to brads place and tryed to rape him
Jeff: ya

by Assy mcgee October 1, 2007

midnight anal express

when sexual tention is recieved through the anal

hey cliff il let u take a ride down the midnight anal express

by cute clifford W. March 31, 2009

midnight the flipaclip wolf

Is an amazing friendo and a great person

Midnight the FlipaClip wolf is amazing

by Oop12345678 November 3, 2019

Pumping the Midnight Iron

Masturbating.

Man, it's been a rough night. Time to go pumping the midnight iron.

by Garreth Gobblecoque October 23, 2008

mattzor midnight special

When any dominant male of Level 9 pimp status or higher, gathers 5 horny women, one of which is Justin's sister. After properly pleasing them all, he ejaculates into a blender and blends it with margarita mix. The girls then proceed to take shots....

holy shit becky, we were all drunk and matt gave us the mattzor midnight special. IT WAS AMAZING!

by mattzor July 31, 2006

Two Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime time Belsen feast, yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

midnight wolf treat

The long and intense process in which during anal sex a man howls like a wolf at midnight just as he is about to blow his load. At this point, the male pulls out and forcefully shoves his cock down his girl's throat and cums with such force that it goes down and shoots out her ass. When done right, the male will have acted quickly enough so that by the time his juice comes out her anal cavity, he already has his mouth over it, thus receiving his own jizz in his own mouth. After this, the man transfers the jizz to the woman's vagina, shits inside of her, and uses the cum/shit mixture to fuck her one more time. Once he is finished, he puts his dick back in his woman's mouth and she licks off the accumulated mixture and swallows, thus receiving a midnight wolf treat.

Person 1: Dude did you taste Hannah's mouth today?
Person 2: Yeah man, tastes funky. She must have gotten a midnight wolf treat.

by MrWolfTreat February 11, 2014