When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Shitoffmug. When a man buys a pickup truck & a couple lawn mowers & piles all his amigos & lawnmowers into the truck to start a lawn cutting business.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
That mexican entrepreneur almost ran me off the road with his truck packed full of mexicans & lawn mowers.
by g55h445ty October 16, 2008
Get the mexican entrepreneurmug. My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"
by Bizzle25534 May 5, 2009
Get the Mexican Savermug. The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
Get the Mexican Bullseyemug. The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
Get the Mexican lemonademug. An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)
Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)
by RaceDoesMatter June 19, 2012
Get the Mexican Mouthwashmug. Any item such as an old chair, table, desk ect from your basement that you dont want anymore and are too lazy to take to the salvation army so you place the item in broad daylight at the end of your driveway for some Mexican landscaper or salvager to take. In a few hours low and behold your shits gone because some mexican took it. this is a quick and easy way to get ride of shit that you don't want before garbage day.
Guy 1: "hey man you want this desk from my basement?"
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."
30 min later
Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."
30 min later
Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.
by foodchain December 1, 2011
Get the Mexican Baitmug.