When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!
by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.
by Tightglow May 6, 2015

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

when you are getting made fun of by yourself so you say ‘your meet’ - so another way of referring to yourself
by gajabooxx May 30, 2020
