Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.

Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"

by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008

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mr. lif

a rapper with a political slant hailing from the The Perceptionists crew.

mr. lif is like DMX but you know smart

"mr. lif run up in the Oval Office The President's nauseous He'd better be cautious Before Lif launches Another assault, his Weaponry's too advanced You give him a glance He might present an ill Bio-chemical sentinel Here it comes"

by jah jah jah June 12, 2008

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mr t

Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool.

his real name is Lawrence

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

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Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011

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Mr. Bergamato

the living embodyment of diabettes. might as well be deaf, not a single person has ever liked him, the worst music teacher ever. the greatest mega thot to ever be a thot.

Mr. Bergamato is a thot

by Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad December 12, 2018

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