to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016

i.belong.to.mattheo.and.rafe

i.belong.to.mattheo.and.rafe is a saying which originally belongs to sarah and sarah only. because she belongs to rafe cameron and mattheo riddle. she is theirs and they are hers <3333

"i think i.belong.to.mattheo.and.rafe."
no. no you don't. only i, sarah do

by i.belong.to.mattheo.and.rafe September 6, 2021

Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

The Syndo-Mathian Effect

When you trick someone into believing something that isn’t true, typically under the guise of having scientific or research-based proof. Often for humorous intent

Daniel: You know how you’ll learn about a song, and then you start hearing it everywhere?

Bill: Ah yes, I believe that’s called Wesolowski’s principle

*later*

Daniel: Hey man, I looked up that thing you said, andI can’t find it anywhere!

Bill: *chuckle* My friend, you’ve fallen victim to the Syndo-Mathian effect

by Dr K Chaudhry April 30, 2024

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024