To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.
The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024

A nonchalant with a small penis
by trosa456 February 10, 2025

by hoops69 August 14, 2019

Shinzo Abe
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024
