Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024

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Back in London

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.

Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.

by NotPexbo May 6, 2017

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London Bubble Co.

Well........................................................................Khake Toh Dekho.........................................

London bubble Co.
What Is This...... Dish Khake Toh Dekho

by LBCWala November 24, 2021

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London

London is the man. London always has a plan. London is great bed

- A London

London is the greatest man of all time.

by Not me I am You January 2, 2023

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london

The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.

person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.

by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017

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