A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
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Friend: Bro wtf are you doing with that jar of pickles?
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud
You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
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Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
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