Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

Jarring

When someone is being beyond annoying, bare jarring

Joe is so jarring asking to roll every 5 minutes!

by Matty0111 December 27, 2020

wild jars

Wild jars.....

ok....

GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME May 23, 2018

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019