The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

Evan Hansen

A term used when you climb up a tree to watch the sunset and fall down. It becomes a full Ecan Hansen when you fall all alone

Masha:do you know why Annie isn't here today?
Palak:yeah, she pulled a Full Evan Hansen
Masha:I told her not to climb trees

by That boleyn girl January 23, 2026

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Nick Hansen

You work today

I’m Nick hansening it! I’m Nick hansening it!

by Hawktuamaster October 18, 2025

Jannik Hansen

Jannik Hansen is a Male from Denmark in Europe. Jannik is 6’3 and benches 225 but that still doesn’t help him get attention from the ladies. Jannik’s biggest fear is women, as they refuse to talk to him because he is weaker then his gym bros

Person 1 : oh look, Jannik Hansen is eating out of the Trash bins again!

Person 2: Ew, Jannik is so gross.

by Mysterious muffin December 23, 2025

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

Andrew Mason Hensely

The most amazing boyfriend any girl could have. He is so funny, sweet, caring. He is a jock and is really strong. He loves his girlfriend Skye he loves her so much. They always joke around about her being Asian. But they love eachother so much. He is very protective of her and will do anything for her.

Girl 1: who is that
Girl 2: that’s my boyfriend Andrew mason Hensely
Girl 1: I need one

Guy 1: that dude is so strong
Guy 2: he must be a Andrew mason hensely

by 5•5•18 June 11, 2018