Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022

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Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.

Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!

by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023

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Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 29, 2023

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Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011

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Oh shit handle

The handle or bar conveniently across or on top of the restraint in a thrill ride or roller coaster, commonly referred to as the " oh shit handle" as it is what you yell when the car takes a sharp drop or turn.

"Grab the oh shit handle, we're going down!"

by Paige001 June 28, 2016

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Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

by FARCELL October 7, 2018

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