hayden

he's gay but not really he's just a little stupid

"omg hayden why would you microwave a metal spoon"

by therealdude69 August 12, 2025

hayden

if you see a hayden then they most probably stink, they also have a high chance of being ginger and annoying

imagine being friends with a hayden

by fortnite-ninja-god April 16, 2022

Hayden James

Hayden is a boy that makes girls go crazy. He’s a daddy;) no girl can say no to him he’s dating a girl called Jodie . He is kainda of a fuckboy but he still is hot .

‘Omg see Hayden James over there’ ~ crush

‘Amm that’s Jodie’s bf ‘~Hayden’s friend

‘Oh’ ~ crush

by CCC head teacher June 11, 2018

hayden

ginger

guy:oh look, its ginger hayden over there

by specialuser November 26, 2023

Hayden Bauld

A ginger garden gnome that is used for sexual activities for the female gender

I broke my Hayden Bauld

by Garden gnome Richard January 28, 2025

Hayden

“Angel”

“Hayden is an angel!”

by Mariajjackson August 28, 2021

Hayden

Hayden is the type of person to have a huge head, never knows when to stop talking, commonly referred to as an Alien or a Martian. Hayden’s are usually known for their “Strange” way of thinking, as they don’t exactly use most of the 10% of their brain, but rather 5%. If you have a friend named Hayden, good luck...

Guy 1: “Aye, why is that dudes head so freakishly large?”
Guy 2: “Don’t you know? That’s Hayden the Alien”

by Nobba_ cheese August 28, 2020