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GREEN DAY 

1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"...

2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.
1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"

2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"
GREEN DAY by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022
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Green Whats Your Problem? 

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

Green LED lights 

1: I wonder what she's doing.
2: she has her Green LED lights on, so she's probably stoned
Green LED lights by Emo_ginger December 30, 2022

Fort Greely 

Also known as the most miserable place on earth. Commonly found 6 miles south of Delta Juction, Alaska but has also been encountered in horrific nightmares.
We passed Fort Greely on our scenic drive through Alaska and knew that all hope was lost. Our car immediately proceeded to stall and bears savagely devoured my entire family.
Fort Greely by Greely Inhabitant January 27, 2009

Al Green Records 

Hey Johnny, do you know where i can score some Al Green records?
Al Green Records by ilovetits69 March 30, 2009

early green day

The 'golden years' of the band's existance, many look back on this time with warm, fuzzy, and blurry memories. Early Green Day is most commonly cited to have existed from 1987-2000 and is known for such hits as "Going To Pasalacqua", "Paper Lanterns", "2000 Light Years Away", "Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?", "Longview", "Basket Case", "She", "When I Come Around", "Walking Contradiction", "Brain Stew", "Hitchin' A Ride", "Redundant", "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)", "Warning", and "Minority" to name a few. Pretty much anything before American Idiot. Many 'h4rdcore 1337' fans tend to reference this version of the band to make pre-teen "21 Guns" fans feel stupid, which they should...
early green day , green day , punk , dookie , insomniac , kerplunk , 1039 smoothed out slappy hours , nimrod , warning

big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

100+ Google hits. Deny me, bro.
"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."