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is most commonly know as the definition of:
Gay of all gays,Fairy,Flamer,man-woman,turd Burglar,Stool Pusher, Dyke,Homo ,Queer,Fruit,Swish,Butt Boy!brownie bandit.
and also the gooch:
skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute.
noob guitarists have verrrryyyy sweaty goochs!
Gooch jk I think you need to get deodorant for your gooch, it always sweats profusley,
by ch555 November 15, 2009
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Gooch

a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.
tash: your a gooch!
danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH!
by dddd04 December 7, 2009
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Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.
man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009
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Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"
by ||tom|| December 11, 2008
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Gooch Slapped

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.
by Macky T May 20, 2008
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Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.
Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.
by Koshi March 30, 2008
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gooched

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When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
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