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gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
mugGet the goochedmug.

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch
Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!
by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019
mugGet the Gooch Poofmug.

Gooch (MR)

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.
by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025
mugGet the Gooch (MR)mug.

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022
mugGet the Gooch clappingmug.

gooch giggler

someone who tickles,pinches,twists or fondles a persons gooch.
Barbara starts being a gooch giggler to Josey
by 👁️🫦👁️ July 13, 2024
mugGet the gooch gigglermug.

Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.
“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”
by Ado Mi June 29, 2023
mugGet the Goochmug.

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018
mugGet the Gooch Ricottamug.

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