Stamms girlfriend

Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai

Stamms girlfriend’s uses pad Thai to lure children into her van

by Pad Thai November 3, 2021

bonus girlfriend

you get to hug her and take pictures with her put your arm around her kiss her

that girl over there isn't my girlfriend she is my bonus girlfriend

by 420gas August 27, 2017

Girlfriend buff

Girlfriend buff (GF buff for short) is a scenario that occur among male gamers. When a male gamer have a girlfriend, chances are that they will get motivation from the girlfriend, thus making them play much better than those without a girlfriend.

"BRO HOW DID YOU CLUTCH THAT?!"
"It's the girlfriend buff mate"

by b0tfrag May 31, 2022

Weekday girlfriend

It’s like a weekday friend, you don’t necessarily want to hang out with them (significant other) on weekends or after school for long periods of time. Instead you consider yourself to be like a weekday friend. Someone to hang out with sometimes, but many times you would prefer to hang out with your friends. You wouldn’t consider yourself girlfriend material, but you got sucked into dating someone. But now your dating someone that you would rather be friends with benefits with but can’t because your in a relationship.

I am not girlfriend material I am a weekday girlfriend.

I could never date her because she’s a weekday girlfriend.

I have communication and commitment issues, I guess that means I’m a weekday girlfriend.

by Weekday girlfriend November 29, 2020

girlfriend card

A say a girlfriend can use to get something from her boyfriend or a boyfriend can use to get something out of his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: I'm your girlfriend so I have to take priority.

Boyfriend: Don't use the girlfriend card on me.

by societyhaskilledusall June 17, 2015

Disneyland Girlfriend

A girlfriend that you see on rare occasions and every time you see each other, it becomes an event. She's always nice and makes you feel like you're the only man in the world that matters. Sometimes she's single, but she might be married or dating several men. Sometimes known as "The Other Woman" she dates you knowing full well that you're married or in a committed relationship. Sex may or may not be involved. Her allure is that it's always fun.

I don't want him leave his wife, I'd rather be his Disneyland Girlfriend

by merrry December 15, 2012

Girlfriend Hair

1. The hair atop a steady girlfriends head usually without style or care for how it may look. Sometimes one single length, straight and with a side bang as a way of holding on to any sort of femininity that may still be there. Also may be in a constant ponytail state. A definite sign of the girlfriend no longer caring about how she looks because she obviously thinks her boyfriend will love her no matter how she may look.

2. A young woman's pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. Again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. Also a strategy used for preventing sex and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.

1.

Girl 1: Steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and I still have girlfriend hair!
Girl 2: You had better get a cut and style on the quick because you're starting to look pathetic.

2.

Girl 1: Last night I saw Angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. She's totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it's causing a slight bulge in her panties. Nick must be angry at all the sex he's not getting. She better take a trimmer to that rat's nest before he drops her.

by misspcakes November 5, 2009