You Fucked My Head Up

It means can't think straight.
Or your a drug to them...

When your man or woman s says: You fucked my head up.

by Caramel10 February 01, 2021

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Fucked-yo-day-up

When playing Mario Kart DS and you hit a banana, followed by a red shell, followed by a blue shell, followed by a person with star power. Then when you think it's over, you get fucked by another red shell that pushes you off the edge of the cliff causing you to be in last place.

Holy shit! All that shit Fucked-yo-day-up!

by Skyinferno March 27, 2009

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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021

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Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 29, 2009

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fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 08, 2017

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