Fresh Pillows

When your sheets/pillow cases have been recently washed and are cleaner than ever

After a long cold day, Conner comes home to sleep and cuddle with his Fresh Pillows

by TheManOfTheMonth November 14, 2014

fresh water whales

Fat people trying to swim in a pool.

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.

by john dogood December 1, 2014

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014

Fresh

Someone who is a badass motherfucker but also a poetical genius.

Hey look its Fresh!

He so fresh

by ,.- February 15, 2015

fresh elevator

An elevator that has just arrived to your floor and contains no passengers making it fresh for the new occupants.

Man I hope we get a fresh elevator because I have a lot of luggage.

by Mhz123 November 20, 2015

fresh fallen snow

Pure ; free from dirt or filth. Fresh and clean like a virgin.

She was pure as the fresh fallen snow!

by Pajama_Mama December 14, 2015

Fresh Produce

Someone who pretends they live in poverty but owns high end amenities aka Seedless strawberries and organic Mangoes.

Girl:"I have no money" *Files French Manicured nails with Disney World Season Pass*

Boy: "Fresh produce bitch"

by BigBootyBitches45 June 22, 2016