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A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese
Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub
by Saucybagel64 May 3, 2022
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French Roommate

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.
by vTK August 7, 2023
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French connect

The French Connection was a scheme through which heroin was smuggled from Turkey to France and and all over Europe and then to the United States, culminating in the late 1960s and early 1970s, some what mid 80's when it provided the vast majority of the illicit heroin used in the United States.
I got my man who has dat French connect ya digg.
Where can i find dat French connect.
by Johnson123,abc August 22, 2009
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French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.
You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.
by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017
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French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.
John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
by Butter-cup November 1, 2020
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French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.
"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."
by goat_job May 17, 2017
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French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.
Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert
by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017
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