Female winter mode

The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would

No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…

by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023

Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023

Female Cop

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.

"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."

by Will700 December 21, 2023

Female snoop dog

Someone who can't get as fucked up no matter how much nicotine or alcohol one has

Julie female snoop dog can have as much as everyone else and still be sober

by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024

female dentist

No definition. They don't exist

Female dentist!? No such thing exists

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Female psychopathy

I saw an article recently that included a study on female psychopathy that claimed it was much more pervasive than than we previously believed.

Hym "There's more female psychopathy than you think and if you broaden the term to 'seeking short term gratification' then it's likely that there's EVEN MORE psychopathy among women then the study accounts for! Because I doubt the study accounts for 'The personal definition of "the core of psychopathy" from a guy who just doesn't want people to seek short term gratification.' So... WRONG AGAIN JORDAN! God you're wrong a lot! And I'm right... SO VERY OFTEN. It's absurd. A fake debate between a charlatan and an imposter. Fascinating to watch. Especially knowing the full context of the situation. That's what makes my thing so interesting. Knowing the full context."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Female Party Noob

I AM GOING TO FUCK HER SO HARD- Nah joking. The definition is that She is a female Version of The Character Party Noob from Regretevator

Female Party Noob is so hot!
Female Party Noob: I will deep fry your organs

by Goofy silly goober March 30, 2024