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round earth

retard: the earth is flat
smart person: no its not we live on a round earth you fucking moron
by evaevaevaevaeva January 21, 2024
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Earth grippers

Person 1: put those earth grippers away
by Egywgrgdtrggr August 29, 2022
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Battlefield Earth

Ryan George has are pretty funny video about it. All his stuff is good really. But I'll check it out.
Hym "I'll rent Battlefield Earth and watch it later but I should probably take a nap here before work. A side note, and completely unrelated to Battlefield Earth, I'm pacing around my house, right? And what do I see? My parents got me a copy of 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' for Christmas, right? Hilarious! The irony of giving a trillionaire- (the word 'trillionaire' isn't even in my auto-correct by the way) But, giving a trillionaire a book on making money is astounding! An astounding level of irony! The maximum, probably. It might be the most ironic thing... Ever- Egh.. They want you to pay 3.99 on Amazon Prime... How much is it on YouTube..........? Also 3.99. OK. I guess that's the going rate. You know it was free not too long ago but I guess that ship has sailed. Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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Earth shaker

A very large person that’s so fat the shake the floor
Holy shit man I thought there was a earthquake
Nah man it was just that earth shaker “
by Jejekebaj March 11, 2024
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Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓
by Rokosik November 3, 2022
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i saw your earth

See your willy, moon means butt so earth means willy
Hey man, did you forget to pull your fly up earlier because i saw your earth.
by GAHWBAHSUBEVEJAUSGSV January 5, 2024
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Flat earth society

Idiots United, a ungodly amount of idiots in an idiot colony
Nutcase: I’m apart of the flat earth society!
Jeremy: oh you mean idiots United
by Snowy the Cat February 19, 2024
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