Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

Makoto Dump

When you have to take a shit, but it's a very painful, spiky one, a reference to the Spiky Hair of Makoto Naegi

Person 1: "yo man, I had the most painful shit, man"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"

by BluFireFox May 18, 2019

Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.

I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help

by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020

Scary Dump

When a girls dump (ass) is so big is scary.

"That girl got a scary dump. That shit scary fat."

by Yo girl kayla August 14, 2020

Dump Boy

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.

Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2023

METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.

"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"

by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018

Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.

Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~

by benw92 May 3, 2013