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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
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Cougar

Sarah Easey
Sarah is a cougar
by Chelseafc❤️ July 8, 2019
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cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.
boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
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Liz-Cougar

Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"

"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"

"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"
by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009
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Cougar

A person who indulges in younger people indefinitely
Dahm ,this girl is a cougar ,she just has has something for my 4 year old
by Yevevshdbbss September 8, 2025
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