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Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Ass clown

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.
Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party
by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022
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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.
Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.
by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020
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Clown Horn

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”
by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020
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clown motel

"What do you mean this is the clown motel?!" THIS IS THE CLOWN MOTEL, IT'S FULL OF CLOWWNNS!!! YOUR NOT GONNA FIND ANY BETTER ROOM THAN THE CLOWN MOTEL, ITS THE BEST ON THE BLOCK
by Rage of the Blade Master October 5, 2020
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Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown
by SheCreature July 21, 2018
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