chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 08, 2005

chode

chode wider than longer penis and it is very mutated and cant get a woman if they tried

charlie has a chode and anthony alos wit alot more people

by Erik aka BlazE is []D[][V][]D June 20, 2003

chode

it is not the same thing as a gooch. the people who think that are dumb asses. a chode is where your cock is thicker than it is long

you are a chode if you believe it is a gooch

by big poppa February 23, 2005

chode

A fat penis that is wider than it is long

Nicola Froud sucks chodes

by Moosey Wiggle June 20, 2004

chode

Chode: A penis upon which its width is the same size/length as its length.

It durrives from the latin word short penis...

Man it was so hard getting hard because of my chode.

The ladies hate my chode.

That trannie rejected me because of my chode.

by Kirb July 08, 2004

chode

A penis wider than long, shaped like a tuna can

Me and my bud will slap u with our big ass chodes

by Chode Masta G February 01, 2005

chode

A foking dick thats short, hairy, and fat!

Dude, you got a foking chode!

by Peter North September 27, 2004