monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 25, 2008

convenient child

A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s

The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.

by Psychology matters August 23, 2017

Child Molester

The type of guy that you like to hang out with but everytime your kids get near their underwear disappears

Dad I'm not going to uncles Jakes house all of his team member people gang bang me I think they are Child Molesters

by bigvirgingslayer69 January 4, 2019

Gray Child

A gray child or grey child is a person born strait from parents who have white and black decendants.

or...

Basically someone who is half white and half black...thus creating "Grey"/ "Gray"

Bob: "What ethnic backround do you come from?"

Jill: "My mom's black and my dad's white" (or vice versa)

Bob: "Oh, then you must be a gray child!"

by ~HidanLover~ August 6, 2010

Sproxi Child

A high schooler who does cringe compilations. A Sproxi Child also has a cult made up of 9 year olds that worship her.

That bitch looks like a Sproxi Child.

by Crizon September 23, 2017

yesterdays child

Where someone acts like they were born yesterday

Your such a yesterdays child..

by Lolitsme3748 May 17, 2019

dab child

A dab child is like a dad dab, they are MLG and wants to follow in the footsteps of their father. Others might want to dad on the dab child, but the dab dad is always there to protect them.

"My son is a dab child"

by platypus333 December 14, 2017