Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 19, 2012

booger swaggler

a guy who has sex with a chick with a booger snatch, aka goober snatch.

dude, you're a booger swaggler! i know for a fact she was a booger snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.

hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.

by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011

booger pickers

booger pickers (slang, US) A pair of finger-less gloves.

Timmy looked like a hobo with his old winter coat and booger pickers.

by damiensurnameless November 1, 2023

Booger Pickering

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.

Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.

by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023

Pussy booger

An annoying child. Often a child that no one likes. A heathen/hellion.

Karen‘s pussy booger wouldn’t stop climbing over the booth at IHOP.

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Booger transplant

The act of picking one nostril and then picking the other without wiping off the booger of the first.

I tried to multitask and pick both nostrils without wiping my finger first but ended up performing a booger transplant.

by gayblacks December 22, 2023