Barbie steakhouse

When you get so high you try to hotbox your little sisters dollhouse

Friend 1: Dude, why are you grounded?

Friend 2: My mom caught me trying to Barbie Steakhouse!

by RichRidgesTV August 7, 2021

Hoe the barbie

Hoe the Barbie is a whos life was dedicated to being a stripper and a hoe in general, used to comment on someone who acts like one.

Karly: Oh my god! Sadie you’re literally Hoe The Barbie!

Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!

by Spyr0lander January 8, 2023

Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

Barbie Arms

When someone’s arm dimensions are the same width ad shape at the wrist through to the shoulder

Hey barbie arms , do you want a hand carrying that?

by Gangus Karn March 6, 2018

barbie

TINY FUCKING SEX DOLLS

John: oh, look a barbie! *continues to vigourously rape Tom*
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH DADDY STAAWWPP

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH January 23, 2025

Lisha Rae the Barbie

Lisha Rae is the barbie bitch

Lisha Rae the barbie

by Badgirl8245 October 4, 2024

Barbie Mindset

The unrealistic mindset that comes with overestimating one’s own abilities; often due to everyone always telling them they’re perfect

Mac: “Hey Sarah, what career do you want to pursue after you graduate?”

Sarah: “I want to be a doctor, lawyer, oncologist, dentist, garbage picker, AND a famous rugby player.”

Mac: “That’s impractical and unattainable.”

Sarah: “Everyone says I’m the only one perfect enough to make it work.”

Mac: “You’ve got a Barbie Mindset.”

by MapleSyrup101 November 12, 2020