Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023

Australian

Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down

˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking

by Gameify January 16, 2024

Australian Curb Stomp

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.

Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018

Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.

Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.

by Taxopoo July 7, 2022

australian plague

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians

We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague

by SaucyBoi3000 May 14, 2018

Australian

A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.

Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.

“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”

by gazember cigány majom May 13, 2020

Australian Plumber

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.

- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!

by StrayaSpeedKing September 13, 2021