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Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time
Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike
by Joenashhh May 17, 2025
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Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.
Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.
by Taxopoo July 7, 2022
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Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".
Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!
by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019
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Australian blowjob

A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly
I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore
by eilat13 October 6, 2021
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The Australian bottlenose

The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.
I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
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Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.
Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"
by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023
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australian plague

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians
We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague
by SaucyBoi3000 May 14, 2018
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